Cricket with Mamu Panwala.
During my weekly visit to Pan shop yesterday, I had some interesting cricketing debate with Mamu Panwala. It made my tobacco less Poona Masala Pan taste like Banarasi masala. It went somewhat like this.
Mamu- Aju Bhai Pan Mitha ke Sadha ? (Sweet or simple )
Me- Make sweet today.
Mamu- Ok. But tell me what is latest on cricket?
Me- Every sports lover is facing a problem having no solution?
Mamu- Aju bhai ! What it is? So grave?
Me- It is extremly worrying for the sports and especially cricket.
Mamu- Is it that India lost to Srilanka?
Me- No. India lost to Lanka because India was bored of winning .
Mamu- Then is it that India collapsed against Srilanka is a warning ahead of South Africa series?
Me- No Mamu. Indian team is well equipped to play pace battery of Africa . Something more important which is making entire country anxious.
Mamu- Is it that Ajinkya Rahane is failing miserably worrying the cricket crazy nation?
Me- No Mamu. Rahane is world class and all world class players face the bad patch, even Sachin was no exception. Rahane needs to just talk to Sachin or Sunny of course if they are available for such role finding time out of their bread earning assignments. The issue causing flutter in m inds of people is different and has affected youngsters as they have stopped all their work, some have even given up food. You also must know what is the major crisis our sports loving country is going through
Mamu-Is it that India got bronze in Hockey Championship but not Gold that is making people depressed?
Me- No.No.No.Who is bothered about hockey in this country?
Mamu- I think Virat not playing i one day is making fans mad and angry. Is it the reason why our country is upset?
Me – No Mamu. people know that Virat needs rest.
Mamu- Then what is so much that is concerning cricket fans and media? Is it that Australian pace attack which is making mockery of England batting especially in view of India tour of Australia in 2018.
Me- Mamu you are stupid. Australia tour is far off and no one is thinking of that, but there is some crucial issue of long term repercussion that is bogging down our sportingly emotional country called India.
Mamu- I can not guess anything like this which is making our country impatient. Presently I am worried about finding a groom for my daughter. That’s my major tension.
Me-Exactly Mamu , Nation is pressed with same tension.
Mamu- Aju bhai what nonsense ! Why nation will get tense because of my daughter’s marriage? Just stop cracking cruel jokes at me.
Me-Mamu your brain is filled with Potatoes . Nation is having same type of botheration. I mean marriage of son of the nation.
Mamu- You mean our Virat?
Me-Yesssssss.Virat’s marriage date, venue are one of the biggest topics making country spend sleepless nights.
Mamu- Aju bhai , absolutely.Tell me where is the marriage? I will l go at any cost.
Me- Marriage in Italy . Virat it seems has called only Sachin and Yuvi.
Mamu –No worry . I am confident if not Virat, Anushka will defiinitely invite great Mamu Panwala.
Me- Mamu cool down . Italy is not Banaras, going there requires Visa.
Mamu- I have both. Master and Visa cards!
Me- Wonderfull ! You just keep them for buying IPL tickets, okkkkkk!!!
The article above is just a satirical one and does not intend to hurt or damage anybody’s feelings or reputation.